Quotes

Bradley:

When asked what difference Paul's departure will make: "There's only six of us."

"I hate girls that know they're attractive."

About Carnival tour: "It's an older show - last year was more like bubblegum."

Hannah:

"If I met myself in another life, I wouldn't want to be my friend, no way!"

"I was doing maths - I like a challenge! I thought, 'Right, OK, what's my worst subject? Maths? I'll do that!'"

When asked what type of character would she like to play in a movie: "A bitch from hell!"

When asked who in the band is she closest to: "Erm...I'm known Paul quite a while, so we're quite close - poor me!"

On snogging the boys: "It would be like snogging your brother!"

When asked what's been the most memorable thing in S club 7 so far: "Erm....Paul's trousers falling down."

When asked what would she get her her lover for Christmas: "I might get Paul the Anna Kournikova fitness video!"

Jo:

"A lot of people think I'm really horrible and bitchy and moody."

"I've got one of those faces that looks like I'm always miserably or narked of."

"Short men do it for me. I also like scars - they make a man look manly."

When asked if she wasn't in S Club, would she buy their singles: "Some of them, probably not all of them. I definitely would've brought Don't Stop Movin', because I really like that song, and probably Reach, but I don't know about the others. "

Jon:

"When I first met Jo she was really loud and in my face, and half of me wanted to slap her and half of me thought 'I'm really going to get on with you'. Bradley was late and that hasn't changed since so that was a good first impression."

"The other day I had a massive argument with Tina about the Grammys. She said they were held in LA and I said it was New York. Tina was right. I was a complete div!"

"Sometimes people get the wrong impression of me. My character in the show is quite nerdy and he's always organising everything but that's not really true of me. I like to have a laugh. I'm probably one of the loudest in the group, loads more outgoing than my character in LA7."

"S Club have a really squeaky-clean image but it's so not true! If only people knew the truth! Obviously we can't show that side of us because there are young kids who look up to us but that doesn't mean nothing goes behind the scenes. Ha!"

"We were in Miami and these guys started chatting up the girls. I put my arm round Rachel, Bradley put his arm round Jo and Paul put his arm round Hannah, and said, 'They’re our girlfriends'. That seemed to work!"

Paul:

When asked who's the best singer in the band: "That's a hard question. I think me actually!"

When asked are any of the guys single: "Yeah Jon and Brad are single. I don't know. Is Brad single? Yes he is. He's always single!"

When asked whether Hannah and Paul would do a duet together: "That is a bit cheesy. It's a bit obvious and I'm one for not doing what is obvious. I don't know, let me just ask her....she's laughing at me. So no, not really, I don't think it would happen. I wouldn't want to do a duet with her I don't think."

When asked whether Bradley and Tina are going out together: "No way! Oh my God! (Tells the others). No that's not true. 'He wishes' Tina shouted. I can safely say that ain't happening."

"Bradley's quite saucy. He's always like, 'Hey girls!' He's quite forward and upfront with girls in general. Not in a bad way though."

"Rach's so funny [ when she's stressed ] cause she gets all rock starry and starts scowling at everyone!"

"If you asked a lot of people who know me well to describe me I guess they'd just say, 'He's a bit out there.'"

"People often say, 'He's so confident, that Paul.' Sometimes when I'm walking about on set, I know some people are thinking 'Look at him! Look at the way he's walking! He's walking around as if he owns the place!' I don't know what it is. I'm actually very shy, private and unconfident."

"Someone once told me I was 'the loosest cannon they'd ever met'!"

"Complicated and messy, that's me!"

"Heavy Rock Rap Funky Hip-Hopie Metal" when describing the music of his former band.

When asked who would make the perfect girlfriend: "Hannah, I think she would buy me little presents and stuff."

"I do get a bit mushy when I’m in love."

"They're all beautiful girls, obviously, and hand on heart I can say I love them all. Well, maybe love is a bit strong..."

When asked is he seeing anyone at the moment: "Er, no." ( He was seeing someone, Hannah! )

When Hannah wasn't exactly in love with Paul's new hair cut: "I thought she would like to have a trendy boyfriend! But if she can't get used to it, I'll have to grow my hair again!"

Rachel:

"I think Jon would be a quite a good kisser cos he had to kiss a girl in LA 7 and it was very passionate."

On what to eat for lunch: "I wanna go for the sea bass but I've just seen it being gutted and it slightly put me off."

Tina:

"My character in the show isn't the real me! I'm a lot more chilled and I'm not bossy at all. I was given that role cos I guess I was the easiest person to choose - being the oldest, it's more believable."

"Jon always carries his marble egg lucky charm with him wherever he goes. I don't bother with good luck charms."

S Club:

Question: Where do you stand with regard to the whole eyes open or closed argument?

Rachel: "I think you just naturally close your eyes. There's something scary about someone who kisses with there eyes open."
Bradley: "I do sometimes have a quick peek."
Paul: "You have to scan where the light switch is!"
Hannah: "Or where you want to go next."
Paul: "Or look at the CD player to see which track is up next. [ The Clubbers break into simultaneous howls of laughter ]. How corny is that?!"
Bradley: "Have you done that?"
Paul: "It's sad but yeah!"
Bradley: "So have I!"
Paul: "I've had the CD remote in my back pocket while I'm snogging someone and changed the track when she's not looking."

Interviewer: Boys think about ruderies more. Discuss!

Paul: "Allegedly every six seconds."
Jon: "I'd agree with that!"
Hannah: "I don't think that's true."
Paul: "Maybe when I was younger I could muster up quite a few naughty thoughts in like half an hour, but not that many."
Bradley: "Well today I haven't thought about rude stuff, but there are days when I'm on it every five seconds."
Tina: "Guys are just generally a bit more full-on. For example, if you were at a strip club I think guys would be more "wahey" whereas girls would be 'ugh'."

Hannah: "Paul gets his willy out a lot. He wrapped it round...Nah, I can't tell you!"
Rach: "Oh go on, they dished the dirt on us!"
Hannah: "He wrapped it round his wrist and used it as a watch! (laughs) And then he said 'Hannah - ask me the time!'"

Interviewer: Give the person to your right a 'Seven Name'

Jon: "Hannah, what would you be? Party Seven!"
Hannah: "And Paul would be Smelly Seven! Or funny Seven, but we've had that! No - Weirdo Seven!"
Paul: "Cheers, mate!"

When asked what cartoon character they'd be:

Hannah: "Minnie mouse."
Rest of group: "Awww!"
Paul: "Isn't that what I called you this morning?"

When asked what would you be doing in you weren't in S Club:

Hannah: "I'd be baking cakes! In Norfolk!"
What about you Paul? I suppose you'd be baking cakes as well, wouldn't you?! I can imagine you with your little apron on!
Hannah: "Oh yeah, with me! He'd be doing the icing!"
Paul: "Nah, I can't do things like that!"
Hannah: (in very cute, silly, giggly girlfriend voice) "Oh, you can!"